Hey, I'm Mr Succ, an internet sensation often featured in Memes. To be honest, I’m tired of being a meme. At this point, I can’t go anywhere without being recognised. I was the face of the GameStop short squeeze, and it’s brought a lot of negativity with it. Yes I was the face of a financial revolution that saw Bankers scrambling to save their flawed system, but equally, did anyone stop and think how being the face of such a revolution would affect me? I didn’t think so.
It’s time I did something for ME, Mr Succ. So here it is, a coin dedicated to me, and only me. This is my first time doing something like this and I’m a bit nervous, I’ve taken some solidity courses so I think I can deploy this contract safely, so let’s make it happen. It’s time for me to be a meme just for being me… $STONKS
Stage 1:
1: I’m going to take the solidity courses I paid for, hopefully I can get reimbursed on these..
2: Time to deploy the contract, I’ve done the solidity courses and now I can copy and paste contracts
3: I build a cult around me. You all love me, well, you love making fun of me, so now it’s time for me to make fun of me.
4: You all ape my coin and start asking me questions I do not understand.
Stage 2:
1: I use my major influence to leverage insane marketing power. I might not know about developing shitcoins, but I know how to market my bald head.
2: I apply for CMC and CG because I’ve heard they are good, are they?
3: The coin begins to explode and looks like the GameStop short squeeze, except this time I’m profiting as well.
4: I run out of ideas on how to continue to market the coin so I read ‘How to market for dummies’ (I can’t read)
Stage 3:
1: Coin is going very well, I think I have the hang of this. It’s time to begin strategic influencer marketing and CEX listings with supply held back from deployment (bet you didn’t think I’d know how to do that).
2: I go money crazy, I have so much money in the deployer, It’s time to buy and burn $STONK, creating a cycle of power.
3: Mr Succ is now an internationally held Crypto ShitCoin, my legacy has changed. I am no longer the face of Gamestop, I am the face of $STONK.
4: I go the Bahamas and I retire happily. I am no longer recognized for GameStop. Life is good..
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